a gentlemen's game (tips 1 & 2)

1) Badminton is... 80% Looks (As in style and technique) 10% Racket and 10% Strength. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.

2) When you look at another badminton player, the shorter his or her shorts are means the better he or she is. Watch out for guys in Speedos.